"You and I, we’re real."
Oh Elena, did you forget about the SIREBOND?
I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF STELENA BEING TRUE ACTUAL LOVE THAT WASN’T ACTUALLY THE UNIVERSE
AND DELENA WAS STILL THE PRODUCT OF A SIREBOND
A FORCED THING
Maybe you shouldn’t have spent all your time while you were together having sex, then you’d know how to stand “clothed” and have a normal conversation.